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Zoom

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reaill: spatsula: um… dirk i guess Achievement UNLOCKED it’s just a normal night watching porn……….. but wait! IS THAT YOUR OWN JAKE ENGLISH?! WITH THAT WOMAN? He deserves better. 

reaill:

spatsula:

um… dirk i guess

Achievement UNLOCKED

it’s just a normal night watching porn……….. but wait! IS THAT YOUR OWN JAKE ENGLISH?! WITH THAT WOMAN?

He deserves better. 

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thejotaku:

juneniocosu:

Horns + Sweatshirt

A GIVEAWAY BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO FOR LIKE EVER! I have a nice amount

of followers, not only that but those followers have been dealing with my bullshit and

deserve something for that! so I’m giving everyone a chance to win a set of horns and a

sweatshirt I made

  • You can choose any horns you want
  • Including ancestor
  • I WILL do fantroll horns, I dont care how weird they are I WILL MAKE THEM
  • You can specifically tell me how you would want the horns to be done. (for example you can have nubby sollux horns compared to taller sollux horns)
  • You will also win that sweatshirt I made and decided to never ever wear! it really is a nice sweatshirt tho I am not sure exactly how to wash it other than by hand BUT THERE IS A WAY! (june=lazy)
  • AND MAYBE I’LL JUST MAIL MYSELF TO YOU AND WE CAN DO FUN THINGS!
  • you secretly want that last part.
  • I know it

That is all for what you can get, now onto rules and other info

  • YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE FOLLOWING ME (Its nice if you do because this is a thanks to my followers, but I love you all equally ok)
  • I will ship anywhere in the world I do NOT care if you live in Atlantis you will get this
  • I will only allow you to reblog this 1 time a day, I mean for gods sake would you want to have your dash filled with my bullshittery! HELL NO and likes count too
  • Please dont use sideblogs for this
  • This will end on the 20th of June

thank you ben for letting me ripp this off from you I’m not terrible or anything <3

aaaa I really want that sweatshirt dklfjsa;d

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fluffyfoo:

Catvengers, assemble!

I personally like thor’s butt 8D

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Posted 4 hours ago

Fandom Translation

  1. Fan: my creys. my feels. hold me.
  2. Translation: The emotional impact of this episode/line/character is almost beyond my capacity to hold in my feelings. I could really use the support of my fellow fans.
  3. Fan: how does your face even work you DICKFACE JUST TAKE MY OVARIES YOU ASSWIPE ugh i will never be able to reproduce
  4. Translation: I find this person to be very attractive and am oft left stunned by his/her seemingly flawless physical appearance.
  5. Fan: i cannot. i am unable to can.
  6. Translation: I am deeply in awe of this art/fanfiction/person/etc. It feels as though I've temporarily lost the ability to function.
  7. Fan: omg omG I HATE YOU FUCK YOU UGGGH GO DIE
  8. Translation: I love you. Every fiber of my being burns with a passion hotter than one thousand white-hot suns. I may or may not have a chewed-gum shrine of you in my closet.
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bokunovriska:

hamhammers:

chongotheartist:

My screen play about butts

CALVIN HARRIS

JESUS

HOLY
WHAT

THAT IS ONE PLUSH RUMP 

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Posted 17 hours ago
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

theother9tenths:

be-in-your-favor:

The Hanging Tree

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree

Where they strung up a man they say murdered three?
Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it seem

If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree
Where the dead man called out for his love to flee?
Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it seem

If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree
Where I told you to run, so we’d both be free?
Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it seem

If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

Are you, are you

Coming to the tree

Wear a necklace of rope, side by side with me…
Strange things did happen here

No stranger would it seem

If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

reblogging because love

much

love

(Source: mellark-on-fire)

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Whoops OTP number 2 shows itself to my followers&#8230;. That&#8217;s right, SolAra is huge for me. HUGE. I love it so much I can&#8217;t even deal with the feelings.  Welp. They were supposed to be dancing but I guess you can&#8217;t tell + somehow they ended up sorta slanty on the page as you can see. Oh well. Dramatic hugs in space? Right I need to shut up now yes good idea, thanks.  Zoom

Whoops OTP number 2 shows itself to my followers…. That’s right, SolAra is huge for me. HUGE. I love it so much I can’t even deal with the feelings. 

Welp. They were supposed to be dancing but I guess you can’t tell + somehow they ended up sorta slanty on the page as you can see. Oh well. Dramatic hugs in space?

Right I need to shut up now yes good idea, thanks. 

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But really the second one is all that matters.

Aaaanyway this is one of the Dave and John kigurumi thingies I did for tempestSylph…. <3? Tell me if you like it or if I should draw another one cuz I totally can cuz I am so into drawing these right now. You have NO IDEA. 

Or perhaps I could just color the other two and post those, THEN you can tell me. I have no idea why I had John carrying Dave…. :I The others are the other way around. XD 

Anyway, enjoy part one? 

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tabbyluvisbestpony:

reblog with results

Karkat and Nepeta share a common otp. 

OMG

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